[00:00.00] 作词 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard[00:01.00] 作曲 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard[00:10.04]An old man turned ninety-eight[00:16.86]He won the lottery and died the next day[00:22.52]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay[00:28.19]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late[00:33.14]Isn't it ironic... don't you think?[00:38.27]It's like rain on your wedding day[00:43.63]It's a free ride when you've already paid[00:49.44]It's the good advice that you just didn't take[00:55.71]Who would've thought... it figures[01:01.57]Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly[01:06.66]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye[01:12.34]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight[01:17.75]And as the plane crashed down he thought[01:21.15]'Well isn't this nice...[01:23.35]And isn't it ironic... don't you think?[01:28.76]It's like rain on your wedding day[01:34.19]It's a free ride when you've already paid[01:40.00]It's the good advice that you just didn't take[01:46.26]Who would've thought... it figures[01:52.38]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you[01:55.54]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right[02:03.43]And life has a funny way of helping you out when[02:07.18]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows upIn your face[02:14.94]A traffic jam when you're already late[02:19.99]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break[02:25.72]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife[02:31.32]It's meeting the man of my dreams[02:33.79]And then meeting his beautiful wife[02:37.74]And isn't it ironic... don't you think?[02:43.35]A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...[02:49.18]It's like rain on your wedding day[02:54.95]It's a free ride when you've already paid[03:00.37]It's the good advice that you just didn't take[03:06.75]Who would've thought... it figures[03:18.69]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you[03:24.03]Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out[03:31.42]Helping you out