[00:00.000] 作词 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard[00:01.000] 作曲 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard[00:11]An old man turned ninety-eight[00:16]He won the lottery and died the next day[00:22]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay[00:28]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late[00:33]Isn't it ironic...don't you think[02:48][01:28][00:38]It's like rain on your wedding day[02:54][01:35][00:44]It's a free ride when you've already paid[03:00][01:40][00:50]It's the good advice that you just didn't take[03:06][01:46][00:56]Who would've thought...it figures[01:02]Mr.Play it safe was afraid to fly[01:06]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goos-bye[01:12]He waited his whole demn life to take that flight[01:18]And as the plane crashed down he thought[01:21]"Well isn't this nice..."[01:26]And isn't it ironic...don't you think[01:52]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you[01:56]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right[02:03]And life has a funny way of helping you out when[02:07]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up[02:10]In your face[02:15]A traffic jam when you're already late[02:19]A no-smoking sigh on your cigarette break[02:25]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife[02:31]It's meeting the man of my dreams[02:34]And then meeting his beautiful wife[02:38]And isn't it ironic...don't you think[02:43]A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...[03:16]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you[03:23]Life has a funny,funny way of helping you out[03:30]Helping you out[03:35]